It comes each year, without fail. You’re getting older, losing more brain cells all the time. As Strong Sad puts it: Each day, we die a little more.
Somehow, people manage to congratulate you for it.
Yep, it’s my birthday.
Remember that for next year, when I’ll be old enough to have a PayPal account, and you can all donate me money. 
Hey Jeremy, I’m a really big WordPress fan and I was scanning through the WordPress forum and I found you! I then went onto this website!
Happy Birthday Jeremy. And I cant wait for next year. I will be able to donate!
Anyways, better cook my dinner,
John Craspin
Thanks for that. Oh, and I wasn’t being serious about the donations bit.